Tirana, Albania: a city worth passing through

Tirana at 4 a.m. isn’t the most beautiful or friendly place. If you have the good fortune of meeting the only Muslim breakdancers in Albania, though, it may be just friendly enough to get you by.

The bus dropped us off rather unceremoniously in Tirana far too early for normal humans and we were immediately assaulted by rude obnoxiously loud “taxi” drivers trying to take my bags from me.

If you go across the intersection from where the bus drops you off, you will find ATM’s and proper yellow taxis. The challenge is communicating where you need to go when you don’t speak a language they understand. Luckily, I had my trusty Muslim Albanian breakdancers to help me sort out the cabbie and send me on my way.

Really, Tirana at any time of day isn’t the most beautiful place. If you come here, I can only recommend that you make plans to move on as quickly as possible.

I hung around the city for a day in order to get my backpack and some shorts repaired. In the interim I got to hang out with the breakdancers some more and eat a great deal of magnificent local fruits and vegetables. I decided to stick with the local fare after I saw their interpretation of pasta.

Italian seemed to be the closest second language after Albanian, which is almost a regional copy of Serbian, with German coming in third. If you are staying at the Tirana Backpackers hostel, break out your own mosquito protection. You will need it. It also may keep the dirty pussy out of your bed.

Tirana Backpackers has a local cat that likes to jump in bed with people. It is a little unkempt.

Oddly enough, for being a relatively successful hostel, noone seems to ever actually WORK at Tirana Backpackers. The thing I heard most from all the other people at the hostel was, “Does anyone work here?” If you arrive, as so many of us did, to noone answering the bell at the gate, just keep ringing it. Someone will come eventually.

Leaving Tirana was a pretty good idea. Leaving Tirana for Berat was a great idea! The bus rides to Berat are frequent and cheap. You can pay between 250 and 400 leva; the local currency. Just show up at the bus station, they run hourly or less. You can even get lucky and find some of the overly friendly Albanians to chat with on the way.

To Albania. From Turkey.

Weeks ago I met a woman in Belgrade, named Debbie. According to her friends, she is perhaps the most well traveled woman I have ever met. Not just in the number of countries she has visited, but in her knowledge of the people and cities as well.

Debbie convinced me, in the span of an hour or so, to spend a week in Albania, as opposed to anywhere else. Her description of the people and the country were enough to convince me it would be worthwhile.

Getting there would require a little work on my part.

From Istanbul, there is nothing direct and affordable. A plane ticket would be 150 euro and the two days it would take me to travel overland, including a night at a hostel in Bulgaria would still be less than half of that price. I figured I would go for the bus trip.

Bus rides to Sofia, Bulgaria were easy to come by. Getting from there to Tirana, Albania required a little more finesse. There are no direct means of transport, so I needed to loop through Macedonia to get up there. I had initially planned to stay in a city called Skopje another night, but upon arriving at the Art Hostel I decided I didn’t want to hang around.

Don’t get me wrong, Art Hostel seemed a nice place, I just wanted to move on. I rolled back up t the bus station and purchased a ticket for the late bus into Albania. With several hours to kill I wandered around the city, looking at some of the sights, and sampling the local fare. Full, but not satisfied, I went back to the bus station to catch my 7 o’clock bus and realized there is a time change between Bulgaria and Macedonia.

If you do manage to do the same thing, and wind up with an hour to kill, don’t panic. There is a cool espresso shop in the terminal called New York Café with wifi. If you don’t feel like sitting in the café, you can sit in the main lobby of the station and piggy back the signal with the code 1234554321.

Most places do not accept credit cards, and they use dinars for currency there, so be aware. Euro will work in a pinch in some places, like New York Café, but often you wind up paying far more in euro than dinar.

Fun fact about the Skopje bus station. The marked “Information Office” closed 5 years ago. If you need help ask at the main ticket window. There is usually someone who speaks English and they can check your luggage for you for 50 dinars a day.

Be very careful to hold on to your ticket. I was almost kicked off the bus many hours before Tirana, because the bus driver thought my ticket was to another city.

At one such stop, I noticed the crew of breakdancers on the bus walk over to the nearby grass and say their evening prayer.

I didn’t know Muslims could breakdance.

Arafta bir yabancı: my Turkish life

Araf means: limbo… between life and dead where you can’t be alive or dead and you can’t touch either of them.

Arafta bir yabancı means ‘a stranger in Araf.’

This was the name Eda gave me. But Eda comes later.

Ten Hours on a bus: I practiced Turkish; by the end I could say, hello, goodbye, and I don’t understand. Writing, iPod, reading, etc; the day flew by. With less than 60 km to Istanbul, I didn’t even need to pee.

I ate grapes all day, saving my red banana for later. My trail mix was almost depleted and I found the chocolate my Japanese girls had given me in Rila. Probably more food than I needed for sitting on my butt all day.

Everyone acted like they were a superstar getting off the bus. Waving like a marathon winner. Strange.

I got myself into a fix at the border crossing, because I said a Turkish hello, “merhaba” to the Stamp guy and he started talking to me in Turkish. I quickly had to drop back and putt, but made it through ok. Be aware, crossing in to Turkey, you will need to first get a visa, then have it stamped. The visa will cost somewhere between 10 and 30 euro depending on the country your passport was issued from. Just out of suspicion, I had put a 20 Euro note in my pocket that morning and it took care of the USA entry visa price and left me 5 euro to spare.

Text messages in Turkey seem to be a light invitation to communicate at some point in the future, rather than a dialogue as it often becomes in the USA. This is something I was first introduced to at the bus station, Otogar, while messaging my soon-to-be hostess about what bus to take since the normal bus to Beşiktaş, the neighborhood I needed to get to.

After consulting with a nearby gentleman who spoke no English, I took off for a taxi stand on the far side of the station. Little did I know he meant “Taksim,” a popular part of town near Beşiktaş, and not “taxis.” With a little luck, I made it to Taksim, then into a taxi and even landed at Eda’s, my hostess, apartment (on the top floor) in the middle of her birthday party. Perfect timing.

As I climbed out of the taxi, Lady Gaga filled the night with volume, glitz, and glam that contrasted the tight streets and aged buildings surrounding me. Eda yelled at me from what appeared to be the roof of the building that I should start climbing.

After a quick shower, I managed to forget everyone’s names in 2 seconds flat and promptly had most of my expectations of my first Muslim country smashed.

My first thoughts about Turkey were that there would be no alcohol anywhere. I thought that all the women would have heads covered and wear full length robes. Basically, I thought it would be Saudi Arabia with a little less sand.

I am Jack’s failed education.

There were a few bottles of wine out on the table, many wine glasses in hands, and even a bottle of local firewater called Raki. All the girls were wearing tiny party dresses and murderous heels. American music was pumping out of the speakers and the dancing was probably enough to get someone killed if we really were in Saudi Arabia.

It was a little slice of heaven.

Around 3 in the morning, after everyone had left, save myself and a few of the girls, we had some visitors.

This is where I learned that the police in Istanbul can be as dangerous as anything else. The girls promptly forced me to hide out on the balcony while they did all they could to prevent the cops from coming into the apartment. The cops hung out asking the girls for phone numbers, asking to come in, asking for a drink, etc, until after some time they gave up and went on their way.

I am still not clear on why I had to hide from the police, but it seems that the police have huge ego issues and would not have taken well to a foreigner being alone in an apartment with three pretty local girls and may have caused some trouble to assert their collective manhood. Whatever.

Later, I was informed that there is a special branch of the police that wear black and red. These guys can shoot you and not break a sweat. If they ask you for something while you are in Istanbul, comply.

Istanbul is dope. I am glad I took the chance and came down. I had initially planned to spend the weekend in town, and instead stayed for over a week.

Eda wasted no time in showing me the ropes. We walked all over the city, took trams, telefericas, busses, and taxis. We saw the Blue Mosque, Aya Sofya, the Bosphoros, “More than Freedom” street, and numerous other sights. We ate medya dolma, crazy snaggletooth fish, and awesome Turkish salads and snacks.

We even met a complete street urchin harassing all the tourists, so I had to get a picture with him.

She taught me how to make Turkish coffee, a recipe I have since passed on to you dear reader here. At one point, through her Turkish accented English, Eda offered me “horrible tea.” Intrigued, I agreed and found that it very closely resembles herbal tea. It was a rare and valuable treat to make and eat breakfast in a peaceful home.

On the second night in town, Eda and I went to her professor’s apartment a little further into the city and played music, danced, and enjoyed the amazing views from the balcony overlooking the river. The morning light left little to be desired.

As much as I wanted to continue to stay with Eda, I had already made plans to visit more pending friends in the city that week, so I packed up and rolled over to Taksim to meet up with my new host.

Derya and I were loosely connected through a common friend in the United States; Nasreen. Derya and I had been communicating via emails to coordinate my stay with her in Istanbul. Little did I know it was actually her neighbor who had been doing the writing and Derya actually spoke very little English.

We met up in Taksim and rolled out in an illegal taxi (more on this later) across the city to a beautiful neighborhood on the side of the ocean named Avcilar; to another apartment on the top floor of the building. Climbing this many stairs has slowly been convincing me to lighten my pack load.

Alex and I quickly formed Team America, and set off to conquer the city. Billiards in Tukey is apparently quite different from anything I have ever seen. The one rule seems to be that rules can be made up or discarded at any point in the game. It was a circus.

Isatanbul has gigantic arcades filled with games, rides, and all manner of diversions. We rode a shark, shot up Team Fatt with laser guns, and even made some new Chinese friends.

After our adventures in billiards, we rolled out to grab some Chinese food. While chomping down on sum flied lice, Alex and I started talking about the differences between all the languages we heard throughout the day. I told her I knew a little Chinese, and that I would tell her what to say to the guy at the counter on the way out. I did just that.

Ni hen piaow liong.

As Alex rolled this off her tongue to the diminutive Asian gentleman at the counter, his head lifted, his eyes focused on her intently, and his eyebrows rose. We waved and left, and she thought for a moment before asking me, “What did I just say to him?”

I replied, “You told him he had a beautiful body.”

We made people turn and stare we were laughing so hard while walking through the mall.

Team America: shenanigans.

I was told that I would be able to enter the mosques as long as I removed my shoes and was respectful. On the last night of Ramadan, this is not the case, apparently. I was turned away from the Blue Mosque for not being a Muslim. Not a big deal, just be aware it may happen and be cool. Come back later and you’ll get in. I did.

While in Latin America, I generally kept my hair cut pretty short, or not at all. My hair was getting dangerously close to the “not at all” class when I came to Istanbul.

I made mention of this to Alex and she volunteered to cut it for me. I figured, if things went badly, I could simply shave it afterward. Here is the end result. The Iraqi Haircut or the “Half-American.”

Staying in Avcilar was a blessing in many ways, one of them was the close proximity to the sea walk. A 3+ mile stretch of park and walking path that led along the sea. Running is difficult or frowned upon in many parts of the city, so following some breakfast and a little rest, I took the opportunity to get half-naked and go running in the smell of the sea air and the light of the sun. It was marvelous.

The Princess Islands are a cheap boat ride away from Cavataş; a popular tram stop near Taksim. For 3 Turkish Leva and an hour of your time, you can head out across the sea and visit some of the islands nearby that have some great scenery and smell somewhat like manure. I would recommend getting out there early in the day as it takes a while to walk around and find the more attractive parts of the island.

If you catch a late boat back to the mainland, you will hit Cavataş around the time that dance clubs near Taksim start winding up. It’s a short walk, and quite worth it. Eda met us on the street in front of the Starbucks that was becoming my defacto meeting place and led us to our next location.

A club named Araf.

As with every interesting city, the streets and markets are littered, absolutely covered, with shops selling tourist junk. My admonition is to do all that you can to avoid purchasing anything from these places. Walk around the grand bazaar long enough and you will start to see places with Turkish people shopping there, or even queuing up to buy things. Look long enough and you will find the Turkish coffee shop that sells the best Turkish coffee in Istanbul; Turks line up down the street to buy it. The coffee is cheap and fantastic; buy all you desire.

Fun fact about Turkey, they have Engrish goods second only to Japan.

When I was a kid, my mom used to tell me I was acting like a “whirling Dervish” and I had no idea what that meant. i just assumed it was something like the Tazmanian Devil. Actually seeing the Dervish at work was something of an anticlimax. I know that I fail to understand the depth of the whole process, but they were not nearly as ferocious as any Looney Toones characters I had seen.

After a few days with Derya and friends, I had an arrangement to meet another couchsurfing host near Taksim, so we bid adieu and I rolled out. My new hostess’s name translated as “September Love.” She lived on the top floor.

She struck me as a person who has real problems relating to the people and the world around her until I found out she was only 22. Then I realized she was just young. We went out and had a blast with some of her friends on Independence steet.

Though she was fantastically kind in opening her home to me, a stranger, she made some really strange comments that made me feel unwelcome the next morning, so I arranged to meet up with Eda at lunch and packed my bags and rolled out again. A solid plan all in all, as Eda and I used the next couple days to cook up some masterpieces and really enjoy the days.

Alex and a friend Mahmoud from Jordan met up with me on my last night in town to go check out Sultanahmet and the actual interior of the Blue Mosque. It was quite fetching; truly otherworldly for one such as I. The mosque and all these treasures are fantastic things, and at the end of the day they are just that; things.

These magnificent buildings all take a back seat in value to the fantastic people of the city: the guy at the tram stop who overheard me talking to myself and gave me the directions I needed, the people who opened their doors to a wandering stranger, the wild old Turkish ladies that held an impromptu photo shoot with me at the Dolmabache gardens.

In a wild stroke of chance, my good friend Brandon from the USA arrived in Turkey on Saturday; my last full day in town.

Alex and I made plans to meet for lunch before I left, and Brandon and I took off down Independence Street. It was fantastic to talk to a friend from back home and share some of the insights and information I had about Istanbul with him. We walked around, listening to the screaming throngs of Turks in every bar and restaurant with a television as they stood glued to the basketball game unfolding in front of them between Turkey and Serbia.

We walked down Independence street moments before midnight, marveling at how empty the street was, as normally it is wall to wall with bodies when suddenly the Earth shook.

The ground moved; windows rattled loose; wind came from nowhere, tainted with shisha smoke and the smell of Turkish coffee blowing every loose object down the street with the sickening speed of a wind born of chaos.

Turkey had just won the game.

Immediately previously invisible Turks poured out of every doorway, alley, and window into the streets screeching and clawing at each other like some Godly war. Within seconds it was impossible to hold a conversation or walk in a straight line. Instinct born from experience drove me to cover my pockets with my hands as bodies pressed against me, but no one cared.

In the din, Brandon and I shared a friends’ farewell and both rolled off to get a decent night’s sleep. Or at least I hope he did.

As soon as I got to the top of the stairs I found a celebrating Turk tackling me and babbling about the game. Eda was as excited as I have ever seen any American sport fan. We made some more horrible tea and chatted for a couple hours before I was simply unable to keep my eyes open any longer.

It is hard to describe just how precious it is to wake up to a friendly face after so long on the road. Walking in to Eda’s room and sharing our first waking thoughts and wild recounting of our dreams is something I treasured. We took turns making breakfast while I stayed with her and she whipped up some magnificent food while I cleaned up and made ready to leave yet another place that had almost come to feel like home.

Almost.

Stomping down the stairs with my pack on, I can’t say I will miss climbing so many stairs, but I will definitely miss the friends I made here.

Alex met up with me at Taksim while I was waiting for the shuttle to take me to Otogar and my bus to Sofia (yuck).

We missed the shuttle so set off on a mad dash across public transportation and taxi cabs in some of the heaviest rain I have seen outside of a monsoon; we were both soaking wet by the time we made it to the station and the sad parting of Team America.

Leaving, the color has been bled from the day. Everything is muted, as a bad photograph of the land around us. There is no direct sunlight and the clouds are a dim blanket obscuring the heavens and muting the earth. The air is heavy with rain and my thoughts are heavy with somber reflection.

Sofia and the upcoming days hold no attraction for me. I am hoping that Albania does something to kick me and turn me around.

I’ve put a barrier around myself with an iPod and headphones. I can’t stop writing, hoping that something worthwhile comes out of it.

Bulgaria. Sort of.

After I left Sofia, i made it to a couple other cities on my trip to Istanbul. This is not a completely accurate portrayal of Bulgaria, simply my brief gilmpses of a couple towns on the way. That should handle the disclaimer.

After leaving Sofia, I went to Veliko Tarnovo. I only spent a day there, as I was in transit to the coast to meet a friend, but the city was truly beautiful. The people were very nice, and just walking around the city for a few hours gave me a lovely peaceful feeling. The produce was delightful, and the one restaurant i managed to visit was wildly decorated, affordable, and tasty.

I stayed at the Hostel Mostel in Veliko Tarnovo, and it was all I needed. Additional useful information, they will pick you up from the bus stop to remove the guess work from you.

Also, being the terrible person that I am, I forgot to take any pictures.

A short bus ride away, is the city of Varna and the Black Sea. The likelihood is that any guide book or web page can tell you more about the city than I know after having visited it, so I’ll let your fingers do the walking on that one. I stayed at a small, hard to find, family hotel outside the city next to the sea. After a rough start, I truly came to enjoy the place. Hotel Amfora was nice, but they lack the sort of shoestring backpacker support that I have come to rely on from many hostels.

More additional useful information: to get to any of the resorts north of town, you can arrange a taxi with your hotel, which may cost you about 25 euro, or you can take the 409 bus from Varna. The information booth in the main bus terminal has a map with bus stops and line numbers on it for about 2 Euro; it’s worth it.

I spent most of the time on the beach as a Birthday present to myself, but I did however manage to snap a few photos of the Black Sea and its patrons.

Sofia, Bulgaria: Pass.

My new friend Will and I spent considerable time trying to come up with a better, more accurate, and still positive description of Sofia after being here for a day. So far, we have:

  1. Most helpful male transvestite prostitutes in the world.
  2. Remarkably unremarkable.
  3. Not quite as dangerous as one might think.
  4. Great for librarians.

After seeing every major “attraction” the city has to offer, and taking a full day trip to the nearby Rila Monestary, I have to say that anyone coming to Bulgaria may want to give this city a pass.

In fact, the greatest thing about the city so far has been a Spaniard. We rode into town with a delightful girl from Madrid named Nelda. So, actually, if you want to enjoy Sofia, go to Madrid.

One word of warning, only use the taxi company called “O.K.” taxi. they have an office in the bus station, and any hostel or hotel can call one up for you. It means the difference between 1 Euro and a 15 Euro cab ride. Seriously.

If you truly must route through this city, do it quickly. Hostel Mostel has good information about a number of things and is extremely secure and about 12 Euro a night. Whatever you may do, if you aren’t feeling it, move on quickly. Veliko Tarnovo is close.

That is all.

Belgrade, Serbia: bring a ladder.

Belgrade looks like a fully functioning war zone.

There are still bombed out building scattered around the city, but people are well dressed, smiling, and going about their daily routines as if there were nothing amiss. It is rather surreal.

The city itself is really quite easy to navigate, just don’t expect to use any street signs to do it. This was one place where my Lonely Planet book was really worth the money. I just followed the street maps and made it quite quickly to my temporary home; the Manga Hostel.

I loved this place. Sadly, I didn’t spend many days here.It’s easy to get to from the train station. just follow the tram tracks east, then turn left at the park. you can spot it on any map.

Igor, who I called Ivan the whole time I was there and he never corrected me, is a coffee master. If you are hanging around the hostel he will offer to make you Turkish Coffee. Go for it. He is an interesting looking cat with a heart of gold. When you ask him what matters in this world he replies simply, “The soul.” What a stud.

There is a great feeling of fun and family at this place. I recommend you check it out. There are some good parks nearby and I got some running in while I was staying here and I must say, wow. These people are tall.

My boy Justin is always saying that he finds tall girls attractive. I have never seen a larger collection of women over 6 feet tall (that’s just over 1.8 meters) in my life. Whether they were attractive or not is, I suppose, a matter of personal taste. My friend Will seems to think they are.

Oh, yeah… Will.

Will and I ran into each other a few times in the days I was in Serbia. On the day I was planning to go look for tickets to Sofia, he just happened to have a spare one in his pocket and saved me a few Euro. So, with all my homework done for me and a few hours to kill, I wandered off to go check out the castle.

The have taken parts of the old castle and turned them into tennis and basketball courts, which I thought was a great idea!

And of course as soon as I saw this sign I knew I was heading in the right direction.

Just take a walk around the city and you will see some great stuff and a thousand popcorn stands. This is certainly a place I would like to come back to.

So Will and I embark on our great journey, or possibly rather mediocre journey, to Sofia: Land of Mediocrity.

Boodapesht

Nothing will ever taste as sweet as Hungarian blackberries.

I would never have known this had I not made the trip. The train ride from Bratislava to Budapest was not bad, long, or particularly smelly; which puts it ahead of the curve. Our arrival in Budapest put me face to face with the first money changers I had seen since South America. Given my lovely track record with their sort, I opted to walk the couple blocks to the ATM to get money to buy metro passes instead of deal with them.

We made it to the underground with money and luggage and left with much less money and unlimited travel passes for the next 72 hours. Considering how much we actually used them, we overpaid by about 12 euro. First lesson learned; Budapest is easily walkable.

The Mandala hostel, our target in Budapest, was relatively easy to find. Simply follow the street signs and don’t try to get anyone to give you cardinal directions; as with most places I have been, no one knows North from any other compass point. After much walking, we arrived at the hostel. Mandala is something I would highly recommend. Lockers big enough to put a full size pack in, decent beds, great staff, decent kitchen, and seemingly always full of characters.

Our first day in Budapest, we rolled out to meet up with Budapest Free Walking Tours. These are run by a couple of locals who decided that people needed to see a better side of their city. All their tours are free, as opposed to many other tour companies that offer a free tour and several pay tours. This is quite a point of pride with their company, though I think that the quality they provide is really the best part of their act. Make sure to go grab some wine with the guides after the tour. They know the answer to any question you might have.

Christina was a fabulously freckled backpacker that Justin befriended the night before and accompanied us on the tour. Afterward, we all rolled to the supermarket and picked up supplies to make sandwiches and chill out at the park with wild firespinning hippies and drug addled locals.

Unfortunately, we didn’t find any of the aforementioned crazies. We did find a dog that was supremely fond of cheese, some toys, and a good shady spot to people-watch.

Eventually, we returned to Mandala Hostel and grabbed our bags to roll out to a friend-of-a-friends place where we planned on staying for a few days.

Always have a pocket compass. I used it constantly, and it is worth many times more than the $10 I originally spent on it.

Once we made it to Zsofi, our new friend, and her apartment, things just started getting better. Immediately, she invited us to go wakeboarding the next day, then took us out to a good local restaurant and showed us the place to kick it with the locals and dance the night away. Which is exactly what we did.

Late nights became a pattern in Budapest.

The following morning, I wasn’t feeling so hot. Drinking and dancing can do that. Still, I soldiered up and we all met up with some great characters from Peru and Ecuador on the Charles bridge.

Omsck lake is one train stop outside of the Budapest metro train district. This becomes important when you are coming back in and a transport official reminds you that your unlimited local travel pass does not apply at that stop and you need to buy another ticket to get back in to the city. It is home to a Nudist beach, good wakeboarding, and a grouchy grocer that sells the some of the best peaches I have ever eaten.

The wakeboarding place was sparsely populated, as it was still technically the work week, and we got to attempt wakeboarding for much longer than the hour that we had paid for. The cable is run around the lake on a 0.7 kilometer track that runs at 30 kph. I nearly quit several times, as I could hardly function or see straight I was feeling so rough. Finally, I got all the way around the entire track a couple times, even catching air after unintentionally running over one of the jumps. Towards the end of the day, my head hurt so bad, I could barely open my eyes. Lucky for me, we finally got kicked off the course.

There is a much lauded bar named Szimpla, where one can sit in bathtubs, or old hollowed out cars and enjoy drinks and music and conversation. There are a great deal of people here; locals and travelers alike. I didn’t think it was anything interesting, and was much more satisfied with just about anywhere else in the city. Swing by to take a look, but don’t plan on being blown away; there is no chocolate pudding tub.

After two nights, Justin had to leave once again, though this time to head off to Italy and meet some gelato. That meant I was left to my own devices while Zsofi worked, and so I decided to sleep in. J

Near the Western Train Station, there is a large shopping mall containing the only Starbucks in Budapest. It also just about everything else you would expect to find in a mall, but not a szabó, the Hungarian word for seamstress. Sadly, I had ruined yet another pocket is my shorts and needed to have it repaired. Eventually, I found a seamstress who spoke English and was able to fix my pocket overnight. I also found some great spots to go jogging, a fruit and vegetable shop that I returned to daily, and a supermarket that really wasn’t all that super.

Budapest was a blast for me. Hungarian women have quite possible the highest per capita knockout bodies of anywhere I have ever been. It made each day just a little nicer that it would have otherwise been.

Zsofi and I spent a great deal of time hanging out. She was my personal guardian angel. I made breakfast almost every morning with fresh fruits and veggies from the shop down the road, croissants from the bakery and honey from a nearby farm. I have seldom eaten so well while on the road.

Her kitchen was well equipped and clean. All the cabinets were red lacquer just like her finger and toenails. We managed to work our way through some of the wine from her housewarming party, and I slept on a stuffed elephant pillow more often than not. The elephant and I were good friends.

The backup plan Justin and I made for retreat to Mandala was never an option.

Zsofi had a way of getting me to relax and just talk. We slept far too little because we would simply be in the midst of enlightening and engaging conversation until just before sunrise almost every night. Eventually, we started falling asleep mid-sentence on the couch once the days caught up with us.

I read that Hungary was famous for wines before I got there. I was quite happy with what I sampled for the most part, but I feel I need to mention one in particular. Etyeki Kuria. The bottle of Pinot Noir 2008 that we had over dinner one night was the best wine I have ever had. Sadly, A couple days later we bought another bottle of the same and it was not as good. Perhaps, the winery is a little unreliable. I dunno.

Friday was the National Holiday for St. Stephen who initially unified the country some time around the invention of peanuts. Everyone took the day off, and we went back to the Omsck lake to do more wakeboarding and I finally stopped trying to make it around the last corner on my face, successfully completing many laps, before they cut me off. Thankfully. I was getting pretty tired.

Saturday, Zsofi and I rolled out to a city called Siófok, on the shore of Lake Balaton. This place was pretty cool. There are a great number of wineries in the area and a great deal of food that is terrible for you. A common ‘peasant’ food is bread smeared with lard and topped with garlic of onions.

I had a blast. We met up with some of Zsofi’s friends and spend the next day and night hanging out with them. I have rarely if ever felt so immediately at ease with a group of friends outside of San Francisco. Conversation was easy, everyone spoke English, and it just clicked. I am so grateful.

Late that night, I ducked out for some dinner and left my camera on the table. Robin saw an opportunity for excellence and seized it. Good Man.

The next day we all went over to the Wakeboarding setup on Lake Balaton that is 1 km in circumference and was broken. So we just hung out and talked and played Frisbee in the lake until the others had to go home. The wakeboarding cable started running about 5 minutes later, so Zsofi gave it a whirl while I played Peter Parker: Cameraman.

FYI: It’s not that easy to catch a train from Balaton to Budapest on a Sunday.

Luckily, good company can make waiting for things just as fun as doing things. On the train back, I pulled out the iPod and a splitter and we watched Alice in Wonderland; sweating in the late summer heat the way that a metal train car will deliver it.

Pro Tip: if you are going out to dinner in Hungary, make sure you do it well in advance of 10 p.m. All the restaurants shut down, and you are left with very few options, quite possibly being forced to eat chicken liver sandwiches on a streetcorner somewhere.

If you are there in season, mid-late summer, find blackberries. I can express how important this is without a great deal of body language, so just trust me.

Find blackberries.

This is the single most sublimely sweet treat I have ever had. Like no blackberry I have ever tasted, they melt like butter, with only a hint of their trademark bitter aftertaste. Perhaps, the greatest meal ever eaten by anyone in Budapest was the night when Zsofi brought home a beautifully ripe Israeli mango and we mixed it with a fresh batch of blackberries in our mouths. Heaven help me!

Sadly, even great things like Budapest must come to an end. I was leaving for Serbia and Zsofi was leaving for London, so we took the last night to roll out to Budepest’s famous spa! It’s not like an American spa or bathhouse, it is more like a hamam, with less abuse from big men in diapers.

The next morning we grabbed a taxi and said our goodbyes on the steps of the train station. I wandered around a bit trying to get some credit put on my cellphone, but as I had spent all my local currency, the store owners would have none of it. Finally, I just slunk off to board the train. During my routine check of all my pockets to make sure I had everything I needed, I noticed something was missing.

My little black moleskin. My lifeline. The train was leaving in 1 minute.

Disclaimer: What I did next is always a bad idea.

I took a second to make sure my bags were all locked up as I usually keep them, so minimal item loss is possible, and took off running with a speed born of madness. I yelled to the conductor that my passport was missing and ran bulldozerlike through the station and back to the shop where I had tried to recharge my phone. Luckily my notebook was right on the counter and I grabbed it, turned around and started running again.

I didn’t even pause at teh ticket gate, just blew past them figuring I was faster than they were if they gave chase. The conductor was no in sight as I neared the train and my eyes kept playing the optical illusion that it was moving away. The rear door was still open and I jumped full speed into the opening, quite nearly scaring the ticket checker into urination as he was waiting on the doors to close behind him. The Irish and Serbian couple I was sharing the coach with were surprised to see me. I just laid my head back, considered what a stupid thing I had just done, and closed my eyes as the train jerked into motion.

Riding the train through the Hungarian countryside, so much was familiar. The hay rolled up in giant bails. Fields, tractors, and farmland; all remind me of places from my youth. The noise from the train was less than peaceful, so I put in my iPod and just enjoyed the view.

The middle aged woman across from me talked in a pleasant manner with her hands. Enthusiastic and smooth her hands accentuated words I couldn’t hear as she filled the cabin with good vibes. Snacking on the grapes i brought with me, I let the miles roll off and remembered the blackberries.

Bratislava Bike Business!

Almost not worth mentioning, I spent a couple lackluster days in Slovakia to meet up with Justin. We spent a surprising night in Bratislava before abandoning ship and heading to Budapest. We did find a couple fun things in the way of local ornaments.

We had a wild host, who honestly had no business hosting travelers. His place was in complete disarray, and though his heart was in the right place, his place simply was not. I am a firm believer that if you are having people over, you should have toilet paper. The next morning he sang us a brilliant song about how he wanted people to call him and rent bicycles. It was rather surreal.

He did have a really cool light fixture though.

As usual, Justin was the absolute saving grace of the city. I was utterly depressed and he really did his best to make it enjoyable. Without his hijinks, I may have just laid down on the street and stayed there.

Thanks, Big Man!

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Turkish Coffee a la Eda

What you’ll need

  • Turkish Coffee
  • Turkish Coffee maker
  • adjustable heat source
  • sugar
  • water
  • coffee/tea cups
  • girl from Turkey

Ok, so maybe not that last one, but that’s where I got the recipe, so let’s roll.

First off, this is to make two cups of coffee. Start by taking two heaping teaspoons of Turkish coffee and dropping them into your Turkish Coffee Maker. then add 4 sugar cubes, and two coffee cups worth of water to the mix.

Stir until the sugar cubes are about 50% dissolved.

Put your coffee maker over the lowest flame setting on your stove, and watch it. Eventually, a dark ring will start forming around the edge of the cup. Watch it. This ring will slowly close in on the center of the cup, then start increasing in speed, you want to pull it off of the flame and fill each of o your coffee cups to halfway.

Place the coffee maker back on the flames for about another 15 seconds to boil a bit and put a bit more heat into the coffee. then remove it from the flame and fill the cups the rest of the way.

Ta-daa!

While you don’t need a Turkish girl to make it, you should definitely find some Turkish Delight or some good chocolate to serve with it. It makes all the difference!

Also available upon request, reading the future in the coffee grounds!

Autodromo, Brno, Czech

Underwhelming.

In a word that sums up Brno. While I met some cool people and saw a ton of fantastic motorcycles, the city itself was a bit meh. I did have the spectacular good luck of getting to stay with a lovely local girl who introduced me to a number of great people and the sights of Brno, such as they were.

Lenka was a cheerful gem that really shone in an otherwise drab town.

The real reason for coming here was, of course, the MotoGP.

The town itself is relatively well equipped to handle the influx of people and get them to the track. Bus 400 will take you from town right to the Autodromo and back again. It says so right on the back of the ticket. The ticket that I almost didn’t get because it had to be overnighted to me in Prague. It likely cost as much as I paid them for the ticket.

The first day I met some wild Germans with a Huge flagpole with the USA, Texas, and Kentucky flags on it. They were a riot. I shot a ton of photos and was really quite impressed with the Moto2 guys and the way they manage their bikes and each other.

The first time the MotoGP bikes came around the track, I thought I was going to go deaf. They are unbelievably loud. I put in some earplugs immediately and didn’t take them out until it was all over. Here are a couple of shots that show just how physical this sport is. Riders hide entirely from view behind bikes and must perform maasive direction changes in little to no distance on tiny contact patches of rubber.

The day of the race came and I took my place at the side of the track with the other shutterbugs.

I got some fun pictures.

I even managed to catch this little video clip of Pedrosa lowsiding and almost getting destroyed in the middle of the track. To his credit, he jumped up grabbed the bike and ran a few more laps before he finally dropped out to the pit.

The highlight of the day was watching the new guy Spies take to the track. He didn’t do as well as I had hoped he would, but Spies finished in front of Rossi, which does my heart good.

The winners celebratory shenanigans were great. Everything from wheelies, to wielding flags, to a golf putt.

I’m glad I went, though next time I go to a big event like this, I am going to spring for the VIP tent, as it is totally worth it.

Thanks again, Lenka!

Next stop: Bratislava to meet up with the other half of Team Rock ‘n’ Shock.